Archive for July, 2009

Sticking Your Foot In A Door That Isn’t Open

Having run several freelance/consulting operations in our day, we at UberEmployable know a thing or two about trying to convince businesses that we’re the solution to a problem they didn’t know they had. Does it work? Sure, if you’ve got a great pitch and fancy shoes. But, could that same approach work for individuals seeking full-time employment? That’s what we’re here to discuss today.

When you’ve finished slumming through all the relevant job board postings for the week – applying to positions that you don’t even want to think about accepting – what else can you do? Well, you could cast your visions of underpaid hum-drummery aside for a bit, and aim for the stars: seek out the companies you want to work for, not just the ones currently hiring. Put some A-grade effort into documenting how you would be an all-star addition to their teams, and then utilize the available tools (corporate sites, LinkedIn, relevant press releases) to get the contact info for the department and supervisor you should be sending your resume to.

We’re big proponents of this proactive (yeah, we just used that word… sorry) approach, for a handful of reasons:

  1. It’s not uncommon for companies to be lax in posting new job opportunities, or to be simply unaware that they have a gaping hole in their staff until someone points it out. Just because an employer isn’t looking doesn’t mean they don’t need you.
  2. If the company actually does respond positively, you’ve certainly got a bit more leverage than you’d have in other situations, because you’re the one who carved out the job opening in the first place.
  3. Applying for an opening that doesn’t exist sometimes means you’ll skip right over the iron curtain that is HR, and get your document to land right smack on the desk of someone who actually gets paid to take initiative.
  4. Isn’t it refreshing to be applying to something that actually interests you, and spurs you on to promote yourself creatively rather than fill out yet another cookie-cutter app? It’s a little peace of mind, if nothing else.
  5. One of the basic tenets of networking: if you want to be lucky, be opportunistic.

We haven’t come across too many folks who would disagree with the above, but there are naysayers who would claim that what you send to a company in this situation could come off as desperate. Remember that you’ve got to make a big enough impression on your potential employer to get him/her to entertain the idea of adding a staff member… but think twice before you take your enterprising efforts to stalker-ish levels. For instance, writing up a competitive research document to send along with your resume might be construed as threatening or disrespectful rather than enlightening.

Hey, we never said it would be easy. Nevertheless, we’re convinced it should be one more weapon in your job search arsenal if you’re serious about staying on a fast track.

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UE141: Regional Sales Director In Fairfax, VA

Regional Sales Director In Fairfax, VA

What do you do, and what job title are you looking for?

I have worked (and am looking for a position) as a Regional Sales Director for several companies, primarily in the technology/hardware industries.

What degrees do you have and where are they from?

BS: Finance. The Robert H. Smith School Of Business At The University Of Maryland.

Would you be willing to relocate?

I’m open to options all around the DC/NoVa area. Finding a great work environment is my primary focus.

What’s been the most frustrating aspect of your job search?

I remember when I first came out of school looking for a sales job, finding a legitimate position and a good company was a needle in a haystack. It’s that same situation again here. Even in this economy, the sheer volume of low-level “sales” jobs out there makes the search quite difficult.

Why would a company want to hire you?

Sales personnel are an interesting bunch. Some of us have little education or background, but are naturally great salespeople — unfortunately that doesn’t always translate to great management/motivational skills. I, on the other hand, have the education credentials to go along with my sales experience (I was named Salesperson Of The Year at my company in 2004). I’d like to think I strike an excellent balance between selling skills and management skills.

What’s the most fun you’ve had during unemployment?

Golf, golf, golf. Who knows — with this much practice, I might start thinking about going pro!

Got any advice for your fellow UberEmployables?

You know what they say: the Chinese use the same word for crisis as they do for opportunity. While you’re worrying about how to get your career back on track, take this opportunity to reflect on what’s truly important to you, and consider your options.

» Employers, Contact Us (reference UE141) to get in touch with this professional. – UE

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UberEmployable Takes It To The Streets

UberMoo. Our promo materials from MOO Cards!

Just to show everyone that us Internet geeks aren’t afraid of a little offline marketing (say it with us now: off… line…), we’ve printed up some promotional materials with a little help from MOO Cards.

We bought up a couple hundred “MiniCards” with our wordmark on the front and the usual slogan on the back, and we’re not afraid to use ‘em! Don’t be surprised if you spy these floating around New York City or Pittsburgh at bars, sporting events, off-track-betting vestibules… you know, all the places us unemployed folk love to hang out ;)

MOO is a great resource for high-quality, fast and easy printwork by the way. They were even kind enough to dole out a couple of promotional codes for 15% off your first purchase, so if any of you readers would like to take this opportunity to do some self-promotion, contact us and we’ll happily pass a promo code along to you!

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Did You Know? Unemployment Benefits In Your Choice Of State

I have to tip my hat to the fine fellow at the Pennsylvania unemployment office (Cliff, if memory serves me correctly) who apprised me of the following information as he was filing my claim for unemployment benefits:

Says here you worked in New York and New Jersey during the period, as well as PA? You know you should try to file with Jersey instead – I’m pretty sure you’ll get more money.

My instinctive response to Cliff’s insider info was, naturally, to peer around my house and ensure the IRS wasn’t watching me as I whispered to him to explain further.

What my dear friend at the unemployment office proceeded to share with me was that individuals who have worked (and contributed part of their wages to unemployment) in multiple states during their most recent 18 months of employment have the option to choose which state they receive unemployment from. For simple comparison, let’s take the maximum amount that the three states I researched will pay in unemployment:

  • New York: $412/wk
  • Pennsylvania: $558/wk
  • New Jersey: $584/wk

Assuming I made enough when I was working to earn the maximum in benefits, it’s a no-brainer that I should be taking unemployment from New Jersey instead of Pennsylvania… as for NY, well I just feel bad for those people.

It doesn’t matter whether you claim residence in the state you choose, or if you ever have plans to work there again – you contributed to that state’s unemployment program, so it’s your right to take from it. Just keep in mind that not every state boasts online claim filing programs, so having to waste hours of your time on the phone – or even worse, having to drive to a physical office – isn’t worth a couple of extra dollars a week. Make sure you know how each state operates in that respect.

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UE140: I.T. Director In NYC

I.T. Director In NYC

What do you do, and what job title are you looking for?

IT Director or Manager title at a small or medium business that needs a good all around guy who knows the ropes.

What degrees do you have and where are they from?

I have a bachelors degree from Hofstra. Makes better for a napkin than a degree though, all of my experience came from working in the corporate world

Would you be willing to relocate?

anywhere in the city, or long island or westchester is worth looking at. I used to drive 1 1/2 hrs to work at a previous job so nothing around nyc surprises me.

What’s been the most frustrating aspect of your job search?

Ive been in business long enough to know inexperienced IT managers make expensive decisions. So it is pretty frustrating to hear companies say they dont need someone with as much experience as I have (aka I’m too expensive) when chances are the next guy they hire will blow my whole salary on a bad negotiation for a vendor contract.

Why would a company want to hire you?

Doing this for 10+ yrs means I’ve seen it all, from POTS lines to PBX to VOIP and from DSL to T1 to wifi. I have also negotiated 7 and 8 figure vendor contracts in my time and making sure the company gets the best for their dollar is my #1 priority.

What’s the most fun you’ve had during unemployment?

Seeing my family more, and going on vacation without having the Blackberry going off every minute was really relaxing.

Got any advice for your fellow UberEmployables?

Don’t pass up a job just because of the money, especially if you didn’t interview for it yet. If you like the company and the people you work with, you won’t mind being a little underpaid. You can always change your personal budget to make the money work but you can’t change the people you work with or how rewarding your job is.

» Employers, Contact Us (reference UE140) to get in touch with this professional. – UE

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Overqualified Candidates: Should You Dumb Yourselves Down?

Allow me to paraphrase one of the first phone interviews I participated in after being laid off:

Employer: “What’s most important here is for you to be able to support the full breadth of what I’m doing as the Director. Whether it’s SEO, traffic analysis, or even putting together wireframes and mock-ups, I need you to be my right-hand man. I don’t expect this position to have six or seven years of experience in each area as I do, but I need you to be competent everywhere so I can feel good about passing things your way.”
Candidate: “Great, I have nine years of experience in those fields, so it shouldn’t be a problem.”
Employer: “Oh. I see.”

It’s pretty obvious from that excerpt that I sealed my fate right then and there – would you bring someone into your company knowing they had more experience than you and were going to be more cost-effective? Granted, I’d still answer the same way today (ask me again next month), but that’s because I despise dumbing myself down, not to mention my well-documented history of lacking a speech filter. But is this the path to short-term success?

I suppose it depends on how desperate you are for work. As a candidate applying for a job you’ll be overqualified for, you can often assume the following to be true:

  • You’ll be underpaid
  • You’ll feel stifled or slowed down by your boss
  • You’ll be considered a peer to people who should be your subordinates

Can you handle that? If so, take a really close look at your resume and cover letter for every single job you apply to. Figure out who your supervisor will be and put yourself in his/her shoes. Overqualification is not something employers seek out – especially in this job market. While it has its obvious upside, an overqualified employee often costs more than the position’s market average, becomes quickly frustrated and has a hard time working in a team, and may have little to no loyalty to the company if presented with an opportunity elsewhere.

So, how do you look as qualified as possible without looking overqualified? Here are a few tidbits I’ve passed along to others recently:

  • Vague adjectives are your friend. Take my above interview example. I could have just said I had “extensive” experience rather than exposing that I’ve been doing it longer than my potential boss has. Just make sure you keep boasting your specific experience where it counts.
  • A rose by any other name… If your last post was Director, and you’re looking at a smaller/less successful company’s opening for Manager, you might try referring to your past position as “Supervisor”. Get me?
  • Age is just a number. Are you seeking a position that requires 3-5 years’ experience? Then why would your resume state that you graduated in 2001? Stating the date of your graduation is not a resume requirement – don’t expose yourself. Kudos to my dad for that tip.
  • What have you done lately? Candidates with over 10 years of experience sometimes have a tough time squeezing all their relevant positions onto one page, but guess what: the level of interest employers have in your past performance drops off exponentially from your most recent to your least. Nobody gives a crap about what you did 5 jobs ago, and like your graduation date, it shows you’re a little long in the tooth for many positions. Keep the top 3-4 items unless you’ve got something really amazing to dig up from your distant past.
  • Be so excited that you just can’t hide it. What’s the tone of your cover letter? Surely you’re not talking about how you lost your last position, but are you coming off as a frustrated individual who thinks he/she deserves the position? Think about what this job would mean to you if you were younger and/or not so qualified. Be excited about the opportunity to learn, grow, blah blah blah. Yeah, makes me sick to my stomach too.

Now again, if someone were to give me this advice, I’d say thanks but no thanks. However, it’s understandable that many of you out there really do need the paycheck much more than the satisfaction of being placed where you can be most effective… and in that case, it might be worth considering doing some experimentation: find several openings for the same job title, and shoot out your usual self-promotion to one half (the control group) while sending a dumbed-down version to the other. If you have interesting findings from such a technique, or if you just want to rail on us for even suggesting this strategy, leave some love in the comment box!

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UE139: Web Designer in Kansas City, MO

Web Designer in Kansas City, MO

What do you do, and what job title are you looking for?

I’m a website designer/developer in the missouri/kansas area. I can work as a designer or PHP developer or both, and any Sr level position would be right for my experience.

What degrees do you have and where are they from?

BFA in Graphic Design from Missouri State, 2004

Would you be willing to relocate?

My parents live closer to Springfield, so i’d be willing to consider that.

What general salary range are you looking for?

doesnt seem like much to ask for $40 to 50k depending on how many other guys are around to handle the work. I turned down a job for less… thankfully i’m not at that point yet.

What’s been the most frustrating aspect of your job search?

Like someone else said, it’s just hard to even get people on the phone anymore. Also I have an online portfolio and i feel like no one even sees it because all the application processes want you to do is fill out specific questions. I ended up putting my link wherever i could in my resume and answers.

Why would a company want to hire you?

I’m a great teammate, i don’t mind working long hours or weekends to get a project done, and i really do love what i do. Also, my references would say that i deal very well with clients.

What’s the most fun you’ve had during unemployment?

Always wanted to start my own web design company, and i’ve kinda been forced to freelance right now so it’s a good start.

Got any advice for your fellow UberEmployables?

No sense in being upset over something that’s out of your hands. Just do what you have to do and be thankful for what you do have.

» Employers, Contact Us (reference UE139) to get in touch with this professional. – UE

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